“Why are you guys on the lawn?!”

“We are just cleaning up the grapes the wind blew down from the vine in the tree, Keen. It would be a shame for all these good concord grapes to go to waste.”

“And why are you out of the fence in the first place?! How did the fence get on the ground?”

“Ummmm….”

“Don’t even try telling me the wind blew it down! Now get your woolly asses back in the pasture! NOW!!!”