No Photo Today – You will have to use your imaginations to picture the atrocities

I have been sick with a lousy stomach bug the past couple days. Diarrhea, vomiting, fever, chills, body aches, exhaustion. You know, the kind of bug that makes it unwise to venture to far from a bathroom. The kind that has you feeling so god-awful miserable you almost wish for death.

And isn’t it so heart-warming the way animals can sense when you are feeling bad? And contrive to be EVEN BIGGER BRATS than normal? As I staggered my way the barn to do chores, moaning with self-pity with every step, I found myself LOCKED out of the barn! The sheep had been playing with the inside door latch and managed to lock me out. I had to drag my sorry ass around the barn and crawl in through the haymow door.

As the day progressed the chickens knocked over their feeder, the cats knocked an egg out of a nest box, the sheep got out of the fence, the chickens made a concentrated run at the cat food when I put it down, and the cats took total advantage of my misery – jumping on my back/shoulders every time of stopped to rest and feel sorry for myself.

Seriously. Who is in charge here?

Tiggy Time

The weather was so mild yesterday everyone wanted to be outside. Even my “old man”. And all the kittens were running around, playing in the sun. Which meant Tiggy got me all to himself for a change. Usually the kittens are trying to hog all the attention. So, even when I try to focus on Tiggy, he gets disgusted with being surrounded by whippersnappers and stalks away. With them all occupied he actually got to enjoy some uninterrupted Keen luvin’. We both enjoyed it.

 

At 48 I Participated in My First 3-Way Tonight…

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I got no pleasure from it, but immense satisfaction.

In the photo is Bear, one of my favorite sheep. When I first started helping with the sheep they all looked alike to me. I didn’t know them, they didn’t know me and they were all very skittish around me. Bear was my very first sheep friend. She came to me long before any of the others. I learned her face when I couldn’t recognize any of the others. She has been my cuddle buddy for years, now. She even ran interference for me when our last ram was trying to kill me. When he was backing up to make a charge at me she would stand between us and slow his momentum. She is sometimes a pain right in the ass begging for scratches.

She has not lambed for 2 years now. I am firmly convinced it’s because she refused to breed with Riley because she didn’t like how mean he was to me. Sissy keeps threatening to send her to auction because she hasn’t bred. I am fighting her on it, and she is probably only joking. But when opportunity presented tonight, I didn’t want to take any chances.

I noticed Spaulding showing a lot of interest in Bear when I let the sheep out today. A few visits to the barnyard during chore time showed Spaulding wanting desperately to  get close to her with Bear trying desperately to keep away from him. Every time I checked Spaulding was curling his lip and chasing Bear. Bear was giving him mixed signals, occasionally squatting to pee in front of him so he could smell the hormones but then running away. She was definitely in heat, but would not stand for him.

I want Bear to lamb this year. Very much. Not just so Sissy won’t have an excuse to sell her. I also want more Bear offspring. Her lambs, grand lambs, and great grand lamps are (in my opinion) some of the nicest sheep we have.

I texted Sissy that Bear wouldn’t stand for Spaulding, while clearly in heat. Sissy texted back that maybe she is a lesbian. It could happen, but in Bear’s case I have never observed homosexual activity on her part. What I have observed is what I believe could be called humaniality. Every day she drives me nuts, begging for lovin’. Like beastiality in reverse.

So, when she ran over for scratches after eating her supper tonight I knelt down and put my arms around her neck to scratch her back. She rested her head on my shoulder and just enjoyed the scratching. Spaulding was right behind her, sniffing and looking frustrated. When he realized Bear was not running from him it was clear he did not want to waste the opportunity, but was hesitant because I was right there. I found just the right spot on Bear’s back to make her start swaying back and forth and chomp her lips. That was too much for Spaulding. He literally jumped into action. Bear stiffened as if to run for a second, but I just scratched a little harder and she decided to stay put. It was a new perspective for me, looking a ram right in the face from inches away while he did his job. Twice more before I left the barn for the night Bear asked for scratches and I held her while Spaulding made sperm deposits. I don’t know about the sheep, but I feel kinda dirty. But if those 3-ways got enough sperm into Bear to make a lamb or two, it was totally worth it!

Water, water everywhere!

Between melting snow and today’s heavy rain the path down to the barn was like a little waterfall today. Quite a flood inside the barn door. Luckily, between the holes in the ancient concrete floor and the covered gutter, most of the water drained away as quickly as it ran in. The sheep’s bedding pack stayed nice and dry. The chickens didn’t pay any attention to the flood. The kittens entertained themselves playing in the running water. Having a barn built partially underground definitely has its disadvantages.