
The line up for back scratches against the barn.

The line up for back scratches against the barn.
Luna is not showing any improvement. But she is also no worse. She did manage to make it through the day without getting herself stuck, so that’s a good thing.
Levi announced to me today that he wants a skateboard for Christmas. Okaaay. Do you even know how to ride a skateboard? No, do you? I do not.
A few minutes later he said he is going to tell his Mom that he wants to have his next birthday party at a skate park. I asked him what if his friends don’t know how to ride skateboards. That will be OK because you can also use roller skates, scooters, and bikes at skate parks. Ahhh. “Do you know how to ride a scooter, Aunt Keen?” I used to think so, but the last time I tried ended in disaster. (I still have the scars to prove it.) He said it’s probably because I’m so old. In fact, he wasn’t even sure old people are allowed in skate parks because they can’t skate.
Well, I had seen an episode of Betty White’s “Off Their Rockers” where an old man was doing all kinds of skate board tricks. “Really?” He asked. “Do you think grandpa could skateboard?” “I would pay good money to see that!” I said.
At this point the conversation turned to the hilariously bizarre.
Levi suggested that grandpa probably would not put one foot on the board and push with the other. He would probably put both feet on the board and use his cane like a paddle to push himself along. We both had a good laugh over that image.
Then I suggested he might fall off that way, to which Levi came up with the perfect solution. Grandpa could keep both feet on the board and use his walker with wheels to push himself along. We were both laughing pretty hard picturing him rolling along.
That’s when this popped into my head. I pictured him rolling along on his skateboard with his walker, doing great, until he got to the end of his oxygen hose. OMG! I know I’m going straight to hell, but it was hilarious!
And just so you don’t think I’m too evil, I told the story to Dad tonight and he almost busted a gut laughing himself.

Girls, we need to talk! And this is for each and every one of you wooly jerks!
Levi and I went to Dairyland for lunch today. While Levi and I were giving our orders Linda Bartlett gave me some very interesting news. I can see by the guilty shuffling of your hooves that you know exactly what I am talking about. Linda commented to me that my sheep sure do love banana splits. I said, “Whaaaaat?”
Oh, yes, she informed me that every night before closing you guys show up and order cheese fries and banana splits. Seriously, WTF?! Here I am, going crazy, trying to get you guys to lose weight and you’re sneaking out after chores every night to eat junk food!
And “borrowing” Dad’s suburban. Do you realize he’s been suspecting the neighbors of siphoning gas? You guys aren’t even licensed! What if you got pulled over? His insurance would go through the roof!
If you MUST go to Dairyland, here are the rules; #1 You WALK! It’s only a few miles and, let’s face it, you need the exercise! #2 No more cheese fries! You may have salad, no dressing! And #3 NO MORE BANANA SPLITS! A small frozen yogurt, that’s it.
I don’t want to hear any baaaing about it! You guys are in so much trouble right now!
Luna is still hanging in there. Not much change. She can still only travel to the left. I had to rescue her again this afternoon. She got stuck in the hedge row. The sheep often go in there to be in the shade. Luna managed get herself against a couple of saplings. One tree trunk was against her left shoulder, the other against her left cheek. There was plenty of room on her right side, but she couldn’t move that way. I got her out OK.
BTW, she HATES getting her 3 times a day shots! Lucky for me she is easy to catch. She runs like heck. I just have to intercept the leftward circle. LOL. Poor girl.

Poor Luna is sick. She couldn’t get up when I let the others out. After a few false starts I managed to get her to her feet. Her feet and legs seemed fine. When she started moving the problem became clear. She kept circling to the left. She can not walk in a straight line or turn to the right. She can only travel towards her left. We had a ram with the same problem last year. Listeriosis! Also known as circling disease. Very bad news. It is caused by the listeria bacteria, which is often found in silage or wet feed. It causes inflammation of the brain stem and can be fatal. We don’t feed our girls silage and certainly don’t give them wet feed. It can also be found in soil and damp bedding.
It has been such a wet summer, so much rain. The girls often get soaked while they are out to pasture, then come in dripping all over their bedding pack. That is my suspicion, anyway. I called the vet for a consult and he agreed with my diagnosis. She will have to be on high doses of penicillin G 3 times a day for the next week. Hopefully we caught it early enough. That is really the only hope for survival. If it is caught too late it is pretty much always fatal. Riley, the ram, made it through OK. That is a definite advantage to having a small herd. When their behavior is off you notice right away.
Even though she was having a hell of a time getting around, Luna insisted on going out with the rest of the girls once I got her up. I went with her to help. The pasture the girls are on now is to the right after going out the barn door. She could not go that way. So, she staggered to the left and took the scenic route, following the fence around the barnyard until she got to the correct gate. She got along pretty well that way except when she got to the corners. I would have to pull her out of the corners and turn her in a left circle until she was facing the correct direction and let her go. The problem came when the rest of the girls headed back to the barnyard without her. I had to go get her. We ended up following the fence line back. She fell down trying to eat out of the grain tub, but she got up and made it to the water tub OK. After a few circles she made it to the hay manger and was munching happily away when I left the barn. I’ll be heading out shortly to give her tonight’s medicine. Keep your fingers crossed that she will make a full recovery.
While the girls were out I put down an extra layer of bedding and scrubbed out their water and feed tubs. Don’t want anyone else to come down with it!

Casey, looking fierce!

Tiggy just wants some lovin’!